Pics only as I'm too tired to be witty :p
Note: The Resolve after steam cleaning did in fact lighten the stain a bit more :D
I couldn't just move the furniture back when I noticed what the wood looked like...
Once I put everything back into its place, my Dad said "Should we start taking bets on how long it will take me to spill something?"
I said "Sorry, but that will be your death date/time."
I wasn't joking...